Education Has Reached Peak Absurdity, But There Is Hope

It didn’t seem possible that school could get more ridiculous than me as a fourth grader hiding under my desk with a three-inch-thick textbook on my head to protect my noggin from a tornado or nuclear fallout.

Yet here we are in the United States of America defending our children’s right to not have their innocence ruined by gay pedophilic rape books in elementary school libraries. 

Peak absurdity wasn’t Silent Spring. Peak absurdity is now: children’s test scores are sliding and their IQs are declining because teachers aren’t teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic. Instead, teachers churn out barely literate cretins skilled in the art of condoming a banana but unable to authoritatively state that two plus two equals four.