Social Justice™ Now Claims Waking Up Early Is White Supremacy

What even is satire anymore? At some point, reality will become so absurd that it will render satire an anachronistic relic of the before-times, when some semblance of societal sanity made satire possible.
 

We may have already crossed that Rubicon.

Exhibit A is the argument that waking up early is actually White Supremacy™.

Personally, I don’t spend much time on Medium these days since the platform kicked me off for either “COVID misinformation” or “transphobia” (I honestly don’t remember which anymore, but I got warnings for both of those things before they finally suspended my account permanently). However, this little ditty came my way recently from Anthony Bernardi, who “writes about social justice and cooking.”